This absolutely just hit my heart so bad.
Breaks my heart
probably my favorite post ever idk
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH
For an angry, bitter asshole who hates almost everything and everyone, I sure do have a big heart, even to some of those who don’t deserve it.
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Jonathan Safran Foer(via jasmineywc)
“I went to a tattoo parlor and had YES written onto the palm of my left hand, and NO onto my right palm, what can I say, it hasn’t made my life wonderful, its made life possible, when I rub my hands against each other in the middle of winter I am warming myself with the friction of YES and NO, when I clap my hands I am showing my appreciation through the uniting and parting of YES and NO, I signify “book” by peeling open my hands, every book, for me, is the balance of YES and NO, even this one, my last one, especially this one…
BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
take me to art museums and make out with me
It really pisses me off that so many people glorify social anxiety. Fucking stop it’s not fun hating being around people.
It’s not cute to cry in the middle of a piano class because you feel everyone’s eyes watching you and ears judging you.
It’s not adorable…